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| » A good way to look at things |
| The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed, and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.
Her husband of 70 ... |
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| » 'Twas the night Jesus came |
| 'Twas the night Jesus came
And all through the house,
Not a person was praying,
Not one in the house.
The Bible was left
On the shelf without care,
For no one thought
Jesus would come there.
The children were dressing
To crawl into bed,
Not ... |
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| » WORLD'S 12 WORST INVENTIONS |
| Ripped from the pages of the WORLD WEEKLY NEWS
Wacky genius slams... WORLD'S 12 WORST INVENTIONS
By Vickie York
Scientist Reginald Powtley calls himself an "uninventor" -- instead of inventing gadgets, he identifies stuff that should never have ... |
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| » GO TO THE BATHROOM JUST ONCE A YEAR! |
| GO TO THE BATHROOM JUST ONCE A YEAR!
You can with this new pill
By Nick Jeffreys
RESEARCHERS are seeking FDA approval of a new pill that would mean only one trip to the bathroom per year.
"We've finally perfected the Crapper Capsule," says Dr ... |
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| » I AM THANKFUL... |
| FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS 'IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,'
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAIN ... |
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| » 2004 was full of silly events |
| LONDON (Reuters) - Humming sex toy shuts Australian airport. Taiwanese man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten.
Talking toilet orders German men to sit down. Chinese get busy signal on Beijing suicide line.
Judging by the bizarre headlines ... |
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| » Smart Little Girl |
| A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over ... |
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| » INVESTMENT TIPS for 2005 |
| Watch for the following corporate mergers in the coming year so that you can get in on the ground floor of buying stock in these newly consolidated companies.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge an ... |
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| » Darwin Awards |
| The Darwin's are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.
This year's nine nominees are:
Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a ... |
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| » How To Shower Like a... |
| How To Shower Like a Woman
a. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
b. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
c.. Look at your ... |
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